Action Requested: DC 13 Dunk-Tank Signup

That makes it much clearer, thanks!

I'll do it. Sign me up.

I guess I better start to practice my pitch then.

This is Dan Kaminsky.

OK: I *really* want to do the tank this year, *but* I might not be able to for medical reasons. I broke my elbow in Mid-June, and I've got a five inch scar from the surgery. I don't know if it'll fully close by Defcon, which means I can't commit to dunking yet. *sighs*

So why am I posting? To encourage people to volunteer!

1) The dunk tank is very fun. Especially drunk. Not that I'm ever drunk at Defcon. Not that there's a single person that believes that ;)
2) Yes, the water is a little cold, but it's Vegas, and it's ridiculously hot out, so it actually feels pretty good.
3) Your friends will dunk you. Your enemies will dunk you more. Your cause -- EFF -- wins either way. Score!
4) Defcon's all about having fun and not taking things too seriously. That the seat will just randomly dump you into the water -- it's not a bug, it's a feature ;)

Anyway, I hope to be able to do the tank for a second year, but if not -- volunteer, so I have you to dunk :)

Do realize how much money you can raise if people think they will see blood in the water and hear you scream in pain? You're missing an opportunity here!

I'm in if anyone is interested in dunking Jesus

Promise not to walk on the water this time?

Yep -- I'd much rather turn the water into wine.