Hooch Wars..The Return.

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Assuming the founding TBBQ folks are ok with it.. here it is..

Hooch Wars is a 100% unofficial event, which it being scheduled near/at the Toxic BBQ.

Previously, around 1 dozen folks were volunteered/dragged into competing to see who would be the last person standing after shots were provided from a variety of colorful folks at the TBBQ.

It did seem that many could have been near death/poisoning just for the ability to win a ribbon (which I forgot). So dying is not a good thing.

This year, we hope to put together foul tasteful concoctions which will tantalize the senses in ways which should not so much risk ones life. Feel free to bring something.

Essentially, you will be lined up in front of all who are watching/soberish and asked to take a shot of an unknown but relatively safe liquid. Should you decline the next shot, you are out. We will limit the shots this time to under 10ish, instead of the 22 completed last year.

If you refuse the next shot and are not the last person, you are out.

If you spew you are out.

If you cry like a little baby, and beg for mercy, you are still in.

If you crap your pants, you are out.

If you are the last one standing, you win.

If your brew / concoction is the one which takes out the most people, you win.

So 2 winners, so to speak. One for drinking, and one for brewing.

Brewing rules are as follows:

No Poison, no drugs, nothing off base - it must be drinkable.
(you will be required to whisper in my ear what is actually in the mix)

Things which are ok - peppers, sugary substance, sauce, other food, other drinks.

Final decision is up to the crowd, me, my friends, or whoever is soberish at the time.

I urge everyone to bring enough extra booze for yourself, me and at least three other persons at TBBQ. If you do something stupid as a result of drinking, playing the game, ect, we will pretend not to know you and assume you are a park bum trying to crash the party.

If you get really sick or die (we hope not--) then its your own fault, what kind of person subjects themselves to this abuse for a prize anyway?

-Dallas

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I've added Hoochwars to the Toxic BBQ website, along with all the details posted above. Scheduling? I listed as Aprox 7pm at the moment.

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I think the winner should get a Oreo or Butterfingers Cheesecake from the BBQ Shak :D

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I will be bringing something dangerous and bad :)

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Hrm. I'm just now seeing this thread, so I only have a day or two to make something. It sounds like a great challenge though and if I can get my stuff past TSA, I'll have something for folks to drink. How much do I need? Currently I've only got like a cup or so of liquid. I'm concerned about even getting it through in my checked baggage (alcohol is involved too).

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Back it in your checked luggage :)

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That's the plan. I was just concerned alcohol in checked baggage may not have been considered kosher. They've come up with so many restrictions I sometimes lose track. Apparently it's fine in checked baggage afterall.